Dear Cupid

Bottom line, drink more Fruitopia....



http://www.dearcupid.org/question/why-does-he-smell-his-fingers.html

The Hoff Returns

Just don't let him sing, and someone get that Sharpei a sweater, it looks cold.

Ladies, which do you prefer?

And remember the tagline for the Shocker, two in the pink one in the stink, it's a pleaser....

Hermaphrodites, Gender Confused or Darwin's Enigma?

Makes me go hrmmm and i am damn well confused.

Friends, Romans, Mormons, beware...

I'm more than a bit concerned about some recent content I've been made aware of. http://sugarheidi.blogspot.com/

You notice, it seems to be a rant of sorts regarding the everyday life of a rather questionable couple somewhere in an undisclosed location whereby they post abuse photos of their children, and complain in general about the weather and the duration of which paint takes to dry. If you notice, there's a rather graphic photo of a child with a bloody lip and a blood stained paper towel that is obviously unsanitary. Please alert others of this horrible atrocity.

Is urethral bleaching elective surgery under most HMO plans?

I need to know, my plan administrator doesn't know the answer to this question. I'm a heavy smoker and drink too much coffee, and my taint is stained. Please help....

I need some pink

This just in, had a advertisement in my email box about a pink iPhone, was just thinkin', I could use something free and pink. Anybody have plans tonite? Hep a brother out.